the year is 2032. the iphone 17 has just made it’s debut. you walk outside your front door to find U2 playing a free private concert for you
I immediately strangle Bono
vape pens are mouth fedoras
I know this one guy who is all about vape pens and is simultaneously always complaining about bros and bro culture…I don’t think he realizes he’s at the forefront of bro culture, so much so that he ends almost every sentence with “bro”.