November 2010
Ah, turkey day.
The original turkey my family had purchased for Thanksgiving dinner was taken out of the fridge this morning…only to discover that it had started decomposing on the inside, as clearly something had gone wrong.
The second turkey is obscenely half-frozen, the result of getting one on Thanksgiving itself, and the chef described it as a “messed up”…though his language was a...
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Ridiculosity in Print Media
This quote from Sunday’s New York Post…well, let’s just get to it. There’s no good enough setup for something this ridiculous.
“The NCAA is considering an investigation of Army football. Allegedly, recruits meet with a member of Congress, and they’re guaranteed a job after graduation. ESPN also quotes sources as claiming the entire team is involved with...
