After watching the Rifftrax of Cool as Ice, I became curious about just HOW MANY montages there were in this cinematic masterwork. So I analyzed the montages in the movie. Here they are, with time-stamps and length:
-opening montage: 00:00 – 4:53 (4:53)
-hanging out at the house: 11:13 – 12:44 (1:31)
-insane “Kat’s house” montage: 15:20-15:55 (:35)
-Vanilla performing at the Sugar Shack 29:07-31:47 (2:40)
-Kat can’t sleep mini montage 39:45-40:05 (:20)
-happy date montage 43:00 -49:19 (6:19)
-Ice is mad at Kat for dumping him and rides his bike. 58:32-1:00:17 (1:35)
-random things are happening while Ice goes riding with Tommy: 1:01:19-1:02:20 (1:01)
-Kat is sad/ Vanilla is sad montage: 1:06:00-1:08:06 (2:06)
-ending montage 1:19:51-1:23:32 (3:41)
That adds up to 1501 seconds (25 minutes). The entire movie is 1:23:30. (5010 seconds) (not including the credits).
So montage is 29.96% of the entire pre-credits movie.
Important Information about “Cool as Ice”
Man I haven’t watched Werewolf in moooooonnnnnnnthsssss and it got so funny again. Glad that happens with a favorite episode.
Spider-Man Rifftrax
I’ve wanted to reblog this for a few days now, as it IS one of my favorite jokes in that riff…but jeez that “YOUR” is killing me. I just can’t get past it.

Just had to google it to understand it, but it was worth it.
“Profiterole has a black heart.”
-Crow, Riding with Death mst3k
Yanno, cause he keeps calling her different pastries!
Rifftrax Minnesota Field Office Studio, October 2012. Commander William “Biff” Corbett fine-tunes the riff of “Birdemic.”
This is SCIENCE, people.
This is so much of what I wonder about, all in one picture.
in my opinion, this is the WORST song that appeared on MST3K
in MY opinion, this is the BEST song that appeared on MST3K.
How could it not be!?
(via fuckyeahmst3k)




